Feminine urge to be insanely annoying but having the restraint to be normal

BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO DO I HAVE SOMETHING NOVEL AND NOT SUPER NICHE TO SAY????

The horde of phil grad students goes to talk to pro-lifers

I hate philosopher halloween wdym you're "das man"? You're not dressed up??? XD

when girls they like my hair and shirt (imagine an emo and an egirl had a baby, that's me)... inspiring the next generation <3

the exciting spark when you can say "!!! that can go on my CV!"

the hard decision to give it your all because youll never know whatll be your last chance, or to save a bit so youve got some more for later

WHY AM I LOWKEY BREAKING OUT IM ABOUT TO BE OFF MY PERIOD >:(

when you catch them typing and then there's no message :'(

when you think yourself into a revelation about your trauma and it'll probably be healing later but you're just crying now :((

annoying the shit out of my gc because they're stuck with me :3

I can't stand my bruises going yellow and green. the purple and red look so much better on me :((

when you didn't really help + youre weird and you're on your period so you're utterly devastated

Who needs emotional regulation when you're on your period??? Blame it on your hormones!!

if i take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves <3 im the luckiest girl in the world

yippeeee my mail in ballot has been received

real life is so much better than my computer screen I cannot stand this anymore

When he's surprised how quick you can make yourself hot(ter) like I really did that!!

Just walked past a girl carrying a giraffe pillow pet (giraffes + pillow pets r kinda my fav plushies)

I'm like a reptile and my roommates are killing me (idk if we even have heating or if they like it cold, I refuse to change the thermostat)