are we not men? we are devo

I had an old thing I wanted others to see, and told them "it belongs in a museum." They said, "so do you."

Rule of Acquisition #1: once you have their money, you never give it back.

haven't been this sick in a long time

who writes software like this? do people that write this code actually use the crap they produce?

flurries every march

reminder: there is no February 29th, 2100.

siri and alexa suck

voobah voobah voobah ping noah

I'm not your IT bitch fix your own fucking printer

scared the shit out of myself by watching "The New Look" on ATV+. Gads.

I'm funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? Funny like I amuse yous?

Descartes walks into a McD orders a bigmac& coke, gets asked "want fries?" replies "I think not"...and disappears

i see you sketch book and pencils don't look at me like that

some people need to stop being a herbert

I really need to control my emotions. They will be my undoing.

liebschen, what watch? ten watch. um. such much.

I'm setting new level of extreme laziness the effort it takes to do the simplest things just not worth it

list of things i'm never, ever gonna do again: send job application; send resume; go to job interview. fuck working for other dickwads

brain and brain! what is brain?!?!