maybe springtime maybe

recommendation: retire. just fucking quit. fuck off all day, no boss, no deadlines, just fuckkit. no one gets out alive, so fuck this shit

free advice is seldom worth the price

weekend plans fukkit whatevs

rain = electricity this summer

looks like there may be some good jobs in baltimore this summer fixing the goddam bridge

So what? Big deal.

"Where are we going?" "Planet Ten!" "When?" "REAL SOON!"

golfed

All this time I thought Arianda Grande was a font

easy come easy go

so much for springtime

I fell like Oliver Twist when I apply for a credit card. "Please sir...can I have some more?" "YOU WANT MORE GRUEL?!?!"

How can I have Sunday Night Flu when I don't have a fucking job to go to tomorrow?

my butt hurts

sunny ides

fedex sucks

i fixed it

the sun appears over the yardarm

i dislike being alone in this house for more than 24 hours