never write public maintenance schedules for things as you’re falling asleep. i almost put my timezone as BTC >_>
cave
- Homepage
- https://cave.rattedout.com/
- aaronlott2@protonmail.com
- About
- i’m a person, i think. or maybe a cave
Statuses
don’t be like the Pope. abuse substances, not children
two-legged centaurs are commonly mistaken for humans, but this is actually very offensive to them
i need the northern cardinals to know how much i love them
why would you taint the delicate tuna with olives like that
James Cameron is living proof that Man’s greatest showstoppers are fortune, the ego, and lead poisoning
skeletons are asleep, post defiling
“it’s not you, it’s me,” i say to my reflection
the truth, like Internet Explorer, will endure
miss u gnat
hate that i am always at my most creative when i am about to go to bed
“i did it my way,” i say, aggressively copying the exact vocal inflections of Frank Sinatra
the crows stand on the grass, and remind me that my existence on this planet is subject to their rules
now … i know i as a musician don’t have much authority over the Catholic church, but i just think that, if you play in Am, you should Bsus
someone get me a hammer so i can give that car alarm a fucking reason to be going off constantly at 1am
nothing is unsolvable as long as you don’t care about the correctness of the solution
you can travel the world, but nothing comes close to a Sunbeam toast
freeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee from this STRIFE
anyway here’s Ride of the Valkyries *starts twerking*
fully laden scaffolding gull