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i’m a person, i think. or maybe a cave

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cave 💤 3 hours ago

never write public maintenance schedules for things as you’re falling asleep. i almost put my timezone as BTC >_>

cave 💀 4 days ago

don’t be like the Pope. abuse substances, not children

cave 🤐 6 days ago

two-legged centaurs are commonly mistaken for humans, but this is actually very offensive to them

cave 🥰 8 days ago

i need the northern cardinals to know how much i love them

cave 😭 11 days ago

why would you taint the delicate tuna with olives like that

cave 🎬 15 days ago

James Cameron is living proof that Man’s greatest showstoppers are fortune, the ego, and lead poisoning

cave 💀 15 days ago

skeletons are asleep, post defiling

cave 🙃 15 days ago

“it’s not you, it’s me,” i say to my reflection

cave 🥳 17 days ago

the truth, like Internet Explorer, will endure

cave 🌱 17 days ago

miss u gnat

cave 😴 19 days ago

hate that i am always at my most creative when i am about to go to bed

cave 🤖 19 days ago

“i did it my way,” i say, aggressively copying the exact vocal inflections of Frank Sinatra

cave 🤖 32 days ago

the crows stand on the grass, and remind me that my existence on this planet is subject to their rules

cave 🎶 36 days ago

now … i know i as a musician don’t have much authority over the Catholic church, but i just think that, if you play in Am, you should Bsus

cave 😡 36 days ago

someone get me a hammer so i can give that car alarm a fucking reason to be going off constantly at 1am

cave 🙃 36 days ago

nothing is unsolvable as long as you don’t care about the correctness of the solution

cave 🤩 38 days ago

you can travel the world, but nothing comes close to a Sunbeam toast

cave 🎤 38 days ago

freeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee from this STRIFE

cave 🎶 42 days ago

anyway here’s Ride of the Valkyries *starts twerking*

cave ⛵ 45 days ago

fully laden scaffolding gull

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