standing on a pile of broken glass, stomping around like it's a pile of leaves

being parked in new jersey is more dangerous than driving in new jersey

0222 (AM)

i used to be mentally ill very loudly and now i try to do it more quietly

222 and 333 and 444 !!!

just laugh-snorted so hard i dislodged a speck of the last dr*g i snootered 😵‍💫

"crisp singles in your area"

thinking about a butch i know who carries nail clippers on her carabineer

it's all fun and games until you're enabling each other

"I don't like to lie but I like to be on the low"

"i'm just like really disappointed in like g-d right now"

an anti-climactic response, a calculated retreat

how u can tell the Lyft driver is gna give u less than 5 stars for smelling like oui'd: they have the window open in 30°F/0°C weather

"if you didn't ask, you can't tell"

"there's a good chance someone you love will find your body in the street"

a tumultuous letter and a harrowing phone call

snorted ketamine with a $100 bill this weekend, ama

a search warrant for my mouth

when my friends have joy, i have joy

im still not allowed to leave the country from the LAST time he was elected lmfao