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bird 🐶 3 days ago

scrapped my work website and feel so much better phew

bird 🥳 4 days ago

(((29)))

bird 🎤 8 days ago

"the first step is acceptance - or is it denial? wait, is that grief - or addiction?"

bird 🙃 9 days ago

ngl i need to start looking for a *** *******

bird 💾 9 days ago

12:34

bird 🔥 13 days ago

i got beat up by cops and all i got was the citation they gave me dismissed so they didn't have to look bad in court

bird 🌈 16 days ago

i'd rather be hit on as a girl than threatened as a faggot

bird 👀 19 days ago

when I'm in it, it's not called the cuck chair, it's called the director's chair

bird 😯 31 days ago

sent 2 different vms to 2 different people about the same topic and they were both 16 seconds long........ what does it MEAN

bird ✏️ 37 days ago

first cream, then otter !!!! what's next, bussy ????????

bird 💔 46 days ago

everything is changing all the time and i feel like there's nothing to hold onto

bird 🤖 47 days ago

w(r)ist

bird ❤️ 50 days ago

the Big Game party i hosted last night is the first party ive ever thrown w/ no alcohol and it was so successful + everyone had such fun 🥹

bird 🥳 51 days ago

in case ur wondering who's hosting the superb bowel party this year ?? it's Me :~)

bird 🌈 57 days ago

watching pro wrestling w/ my gf while i do spreadsheets for the books to prisoners program & she conditions my boots 😌

bird 💡 59 days ago

jailbroke my phone // jail broke my brain

bird 🌙 61 days ago

burst into tears just b4 midnight

bird ☀️ 61 days ago

domestic partners // romantic comrades

bird 👀 66 days ago

*a knowing look at the camera*

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