g-d's favorite for parking yesterday AND rolled my 4th perfect joint in a row

i keep seeing 555, you know what that means! (change is always happening)

barely caught 333

thinking about calling out tomorrow but also thinking about killing myself so what difference does it make

555 / 222

never not in mourning for the cheese steaks at my old corner store </3

standing on a pile of broken glass, stomping around like it's a pile of leaves

being parked in new jersey is more dangerous than driving in new jersey

0222 (AM)

i used to be mentally ill very loudly and now i try to do it more quietly

222 and 333 and 444 !!!

just laugh-snorted so hard i dislodged a speck of the last dr*g i snootered 😵‍💫

"crisp singles in your area"

thinking about a butch i know who carries nail clippers on her carabineer

it's all fun and games until you're enabling each other

"I don't like to lie but I like to be on the low"

"i'm just like really disappointed in like g-d right now"

an anti-climactic response, a calculated retreat

how u can tell the Lyft driver is gna give u less than 5 stars for smelling like oui'd: they have the window open in 30°F/0°C weather

"if you didn't ask, you can't tell"