feeling oddly and suddenly upset that i've never had creative friends to take beautiful pictures of me throughout the years

somehow i ruined family thanksgiving early this year by (checks notes) being a vegetarian for my entire life

blood boiling profusely sobbing what do you mean my roommate could fuck me over so severely AND steal my half of the security deposit

i cannot wait to live somewhere where my downstairs neighbor isn't blasting slow jams for 6 hours straight

LOVE that i'm going to have to get my roommate that hasn't spoken to me in 4 months to sign a form so i can get the fuck out. that's great

when double emailing works >>

i can have 4 supplements 2 antibiotics 1 other med and my birth control. as a treat

reading my boyfriend's dead girlfriend's poetry collection bc the veil is thin and it came out 7 years ago today and i want to talk to her

why are shoes so fucking expensive and why can't i wear my normal sandals to a BEACH WEDDING

i am getting on a plane in 8 days but i want that to be right now. my life is so hard

cannot wait to pack up my life and leave it all behind but no i must write a silly report first

shoutout modern medicine for discovering that i've had a minor infection for probably like 4 years

toured an apt that my partner and i really liked & i can't wait to be out of hell & living with my favorite niche internet micro-celebrities

eating stuffed shells in bed bc i live on the edge

fucked up that i was raised to prize my hair as my best feature and now it's all falling out bc of my stupid thyroid

twitter tanking genuinely where do we all go now. i am taking suggestions

eating my sad microwave meal with my shoulders hunched so everyone knows i'm being weird about it

eating fettucine naked

did everyone have a good time atoning for their sins today

west coast twitter mutual interacting on my tl with my partner's midwest ex and none of them know what i know. world too small