grading undergrads at a private university with a sub 5 percent acceptance rate and they don't even indent their paragraphs in formal essays

moral conflict: the urge to add the smores ice cream cake to my order is so strong and i am so weak for the smores ice cream cake

'''programmer's''''' cvs be like haha yes i know the languages linux, github and rails. buddy i have news for you

actually if someone ever wants to get me a really cool birthday gift charlie the cia catfish would be up there on my list just fyi

you say technology and mean teleological determinism. i say technology and mean charlie the cia robot spy catfish. we are not the same

the same people who incessantly quote Flannery O' Connor cannot name more than 1 author from China or know who Kimberlé Crenshaw is

terrible news. i missed the 2025 moby dickathon in new bedford. next year will be my year or you can call me ishmael (i'm going to bed now)

i tried looking up 'ballet stamp' on deviantart and now all its algorithm is suggesting to me are loathsome feet pics

what if my ego blocked and reported my id

i feel bad when i'm not actively making art. i haven't made art in years. maybe this is why i've been unhappy hahaaaa

i can't stop listening to this while i edit my essays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu2NXOMwbsU

my browser crashed. i reopened all the windows and tabs. i was then punished with dk64, the foggy dew, iron chef battle: noodles all playing

big history does not want you to know the marshall plan was originally the marshall mcluhan plan, in which every german would be put in a tv

81 in boston today and about to go get my foot x-rayed, sister is in the er and people in this country continue to be cowards. go figure

i can feel it now. my toxic old white woman trait is going to be buying overpriced candles

"OF COURSE you love björk" -- people familiar with björk upon learning she is my favorite artist since i was like, 13

that's not spaghetti code. that's yankee ingenuity.

YES i am a swiftie. a johnathan swiftie. always in my pseudonyms and satire eras

say what you want about the golden record, but scientists should have put humanity's greatest creation (the big mouth billy bass) on voyager

if you do not know the difference between the WWW and Internet, then you and your ahistorical book are not authorities on the subject