i can't stop listening to this while i edit my essays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu2NXOMwbsU

my browser crashed. i reopened all the windows and tabs. i was then punished with dk64, the foggy dew, iron chef battle: noodles all playing

big history does not want you to know the marshall plan was originally the marshall mcluhan plan, in which every german would be put in a tv

81 in boston today and about to go get my foot x-rayed, sister is in the er and people in this country continue to be cowards. go figure

i can feel it now. my toxic old white woman trait is going to be buying overpriced candles

no jestering tonight. intensely watching the hurricane coverage.

"OF COURSE you love björk" -- people familiar with björk upon learning she is my favorite artist since i was like, 13

that's not spaghetti code. that's yankee ingenuity.

YES i am a swiftie. a johnathan swiftie. always in my pseudonyms and satire eras

say what you want about the golden record, but scientists should have put humanity's greatest creation (the big mouth billy bass) on voyager

if you do not know the difference between the WWW and Internet, then you and your ahistorical book are not authorities on the subject

somewhere in the depths of twitter i bet there's an argument happening about whether thongs are working class or tools of the bourgeoisie

'this wizard will guide you through the process'. no. i only trust witches. why is the program not a witch.

i just saw photos of the america first warehouse thing. hugo boss would be so disappointed.

i still think about that guy at community college who would only show up to class with a single pencil because 'that's all i need'

the grinch is probably the worst character ever designed and created and put on 10k shitty cotton shirts a year, right behind charlie brown

NOOOO "Jack Karlson, who shot to fame after ‘succulent Chinese meal’ arrest, dies aged 82" I HAD A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL TODAY TOO. RIP

train people are very intimidating. case in point: the hey arnold wiki for the haunted train character and its extreme levels of detail

italy (chaotic neutral) / eataly (chaotic good) / eatshitaly (lawful evil)

Kaksi lensi yli käenpesän minä sekä hän, jonka häkistänsä ulos pelasin / oli siivet vielä maassa, mutta näin sen elävän, kun sen sivupeilin