The worst thing to happen while ur playing prosekai is when ur nose itches mid game

My knee hurts again, thought it was getting better but I took an hour walk so it flared up

Anyone else want to claw into their skin and tear themselves apart?

I’m tired of going through the motions.

Chugging on this mango iced tea like a lifeline right now. Giving that straw a mega suck to raise my blood sugar.

I miss the days when I don’t feel like I’m running on fumes all the time.

Staring at an ad of a realistic eggplant model and wondering what I’d even do with it.

Thinking about the logistics of seahorse mermen pregnancy...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m a bit sad and in pain.

I miss the version of the internet where I didn’t have to worry about ai data scraping.

Got jumpscared by Ricky Nelson’s blue eyed stare.

Every time I listen to upbeat music the image that pops up in my head is either spongebob or john marston twerking. Please help

Im so tired sleepy My lovey just logged off and went to bed but i already miss him Im gonna harass my emotional support bread addict

My statuses so far have either been gay, depressed, or a dopamine rat with a gambling addiction and I think that sums up how I’ve been

It’s almost new years. There’s something about the holidays that make me feel incredibly sober…

For context I was playing Balatro. No dad, I already know how to gamble this is just practice

"are you studying how to gamble?" - my dad when he walked into my room

Whenever I think about New Vegas' ARCHIMEDES I don't think about a deadly laser. I think about my bf's fat cat falling from the sky.

I am losing my fucking mind.