put dry sidewalk snail in puddle today

i wonder how biden oshis are feeling about the graduation news (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)... this year's senbatsu is going to be insane

just me and Whole Foods’ 12 for $12 Oyster Fridays against the world

Had 6 oysters today. $21. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted

babka time...

brie in hot chocolate... life-changing

she was forced to use Microsoft Word when she was 20

on the bright side: i am making ganjang-gejang 🦀🦐

i did not know oysters were being mass recalled ☹️

sometimes i forget that melissa is a character from one of the most popular ongoing sitcoms & not just like a tulpa in my brain

program ive been hammering at for 12 hrs did what i wanted it to do on the first compilation :D yayyy (i will never learn from my hubris)

i am too young for my body to be hurting this much

slides u a copy of Man's Dominion

bore witness to the most interesting debate today. two specimens fighting

my dfa is balloon animal-shaped hehe https://files.catbox.moe/8tanax.png

i hate making eye contact with maiyan on larme spreads... she feels like my ex-wife. not that i hate her but like i had some kind of addictive personality that forced her to leave me so every time i see her at walgreens i duck my head and hide in the vitamin section because i'm too ashamed to face her

summer semester soon... when will i be free

it's that season again... the yearly two weeks where i play maplestory nonstop

i need every piece of internet drama astroturfed from my mind eternal sunshine style

the things i’d do to become a lice on her head