couponmaxxing 😼

i'm swinging my feet and giggling at her ugly little bitmoji homunculus that looks nothing like her. Genuinely kill me

i may be at my uni of choice but my brothers go to school with a minor celebrity on blueberry inflation youtube. so who's really winning

broke my oyster knife today. im strong and cool and powerful like that...

fishmonger was out of sea urchins... grr... *snarls*

noo little 13-year-old with unsupervised internet access... don't become emotionally invested in online drama with people you'll never meet

“akane minato in an all-female symphonic metal band” is the kind of thing that makes me wonder if the world is a simulation made just for me

also it's my dog's 13th birthday. she's old enough to have twitter now... but i won't let her...

i send one e-mail and need a week to recover

when the sleep is disordered

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found the sd card with pics of my dog when she was younger :-) next year she'll already be in 8th grade

why do cutecore people talk like they have 3 teeth

had a hamburger today. also french fries but like the waffle kind

campus kitty slow-blinked at me today :-]

I will not pay $30 for the coquette peanut butter jar... I will not pay $30 for the coquette peanut butter jar....

my toxic trait is that i never correct people who call HTML/CSS programming languages... i think it's cute...

you never know what you have until it's gone (costco churro)

thinking about the time i googled social media for crossword fans and was directed to seniorplanet.com

god i hate therapyspeak....