finally figured out how to make sensitivity settings for touch controls we're so back

ate a pineapple the other day. haven't done so in years. goated fruit man S tier I don't care if it eatsm y tongue

(cleaning the bathroom) God i would make such a good malewife

Had a 20 minute fight with a mosquito who bit my eye at midnight. Frantically checking every corner of my room with a light like fnaf 4

shoutout Bluesky you the goat

unemployed status, here i come!

Lowkey need dim lights in my room

I'm gonna consider my english learned when I can listen to an MF DOOM song and understand everything he says on the first try

you ever take a walk on a bright summer day and realize holy shit im dressed exactly like ellis left 4 dead

wow im goated

gotta do a hundred math exercises by tomorrow and its 8 pm might kill someone

tired of people pretending to read a book while they're walking. Your ass is not absorbing ANY information dude

Went to lego store they were playing Not like us

(On vacations) I just need to lock in

why does lying on the floor feel so comfortable

NINTENDO!!! MAKE ANOTHER DONKEY KONG COUNTRY GAME, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

(In a minor misunderstanding with someone) This is just like curb your enthusiasm

she's so pretty oh my god dude

my dog has them little shoes on, every time she walks it sounds like the spider from Lethal Company

does color affect us phisically