Sorry I've been away! I promise to do Something in the future. Also I'm getting a full-time job next month, hurrah, making my own monies
ralts

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- https://ralts.neocities.org/
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- About
- hello heckers I am esme that one funny ralts
Statuses
i had a dream last night where i picked up an elmo plushie and it said "YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUCKING AWFUL"
the sunshine lovers are still my #1s but holy shit the masashi gang have been really comforting me this week
I don't give a fuck if liking Yaelokre is cringe, listening to Harpy hare on repeat saved me from fucking ending it a couple of days ago lol
on the brink of death
bee pee dee
okay but in like 5 years we're all gonna view analog horror like how we view creepypasta right
dear god i'm sorry i haven't worked on my site in a while - been hyperfocused on art sowwy
i feel kinda bad i scrapped the agere section of my site but at the same time people are very cruel about things they don't understand :(
Bro what do you fucking mean you essentially have to get Dark Cacao again and pay for him to be fully upgraded Again? Cookie Run is a joke.
besides the obvious benefits, a global strike gives me the opportunity to silently work on a goofy project
"I'm such a silly! Such a silly goober! Howdy nyall! ^_^" I will hit you with a fucking frying pan actually
if anyone remembers my ralts collection from pokefarm, i have a funny way to implement something like that to my site
devastated (/gen) because my Prince M plush had to be cancelled due to the maker literally being deathly ill... god I feel sorry for her
help my friend and i are watching yfm videos and they're so unfunny they're hilarious
i'll finish my avomatcha shrine one day, it's just that i decided to write and i remembered wow i suck shit at writing
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The Cookie Run fandom made me hate the trend of turning male characters into girls for "uwu yuri" - The Pop'n fandom made me like it again
bro this is so accurate - fuck you mimsy https://x.com/countindraculas/status/1790768951275999513
is duckduckgo good or is it just for right-wingers because i swear to fucking god they're the only one who mention it