kamele zolte and no executive dysfunction would hit so hard rn

finally gonna change my legal name

update: lizards still terrible, regrettably

amazing and beautiful lizard stories

terrible lizard stories

it's just me hermes and john darnielle tonight huh

everytime i put makeup on it's not to look feminine or some shit but in hopes of channelling tos mr spock

my fun special ability is that i can trace any evil of the modern world back to either reagan thatcher or 9/11

months behind at uni and prolly getting fired from work but screw it we're building a fully animated webbed site