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silly lil gay magpie, hopping around the interwebs in search of shinies~
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magpie 💀 8 hours ago

ughhh i wasn't supposed to be around this fucking long this shit suuuucks

magpie ☀ïļ 3 days ago

oh man. oh duuuude. oh fUUUUUCK. this weekend was amazing. holy shit im gonna have such a comedown tomorrow at work, hahaaaaa, I'm not getting AAANYTHING done haha

magpie 👀 6 days ago

on an IRC kick lately

magpie 🙂 9 days ago

not to jinx it!! but!! things are looking,, a little better than expected? cautiously optimistic~

magpie ðŸ’Ą 17 days ago

P!ATD's "But It's Better If You Do" is keeping me alive. they need to make like,, an IV drip of this, this could revolutionize healthcare

magpie 🌧ïļ 17 days ago

oh man trash hours are hitting hard today, I can feel the possums of /haha/ pulling me back in

magpie 💀 19 days ago

holy fuck nAWWW MANNN-- so i was listening to the USSR anthem, as one does, and then i switched to the next tab over and it was rupaul's "sissy that walk". brother I am deaddd

magpie ðŸĨģ 19 days ago

oh man I got my new s.t.a.m.p.s. watch and it looks so fucking cool and is so comfy to wear (save for the edges getting caught on stuff lol)

magpie 🏆 26 days ago

i hate myself, but i think i hate my job's tooling even more, so i guess that's a win of sorts??

magpie 😭 26 days ago

ughh dealing with internal tools is such a chore

magpie ðŸĪ” 27 days ago

whatever happened to did:dht?

magpie 🙂 30 days ago

all in all, it was a surprisingly nice birthday :3

magpie 💀 32 days ago

you know it's a good birthday when you're one hour in and you're like "ughhh I wish I weren't entirely sober right now"

magpie ðŸĪ 33 days ago

agenderness except its not in the "cute androgynous looks" way and more the "my brain refuses to accept that I'm real" way ðŸĨī

magpie 😭 36 days ago

Ushbdj someone gave me a thing to look at and I accidentally stayed an hour late at work

magpie 🙃 38 days ago

oh god this beer tastes like piss, it's so bad (and I'm gonna finish it anyway lol)

magpie ðŸķ 39 days ago

bless my wonderful puppy life

magpie 😂 39 days ago

alriiiight, finally wrote an entry in my journal again!! time to throw it into the drawer and forget about it for, fuckin,, half-a-year probably xpp

magpie 🙃 41 days ago

oh god I'm like Ron Swanson if he was cringe

magpie ✈ïļ 43 days ago

stg watching Mentour Pilot's aviation accident videos is gonna get me into flight simming, I can already feel the pull

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