Das Model

die mensch-machine slaps dude

I've always found the concept of a DNI very dumb. Does it even work lol?

Spiegelsal slaps

Why does everything has to be political... It's all so fucking tiresome.

I love kraftwerk so much

wir fahren fahren fahren auf der autobahn

I like to refer to my status.cafe profile theme as "Michealsoft Bingows".

* katy perry voice * do you ever feel like a piece of trash

I love my boyfriend so much

Poll: do you ever get the narcissistic urge to stare intently at your profile when you're done customizing it?

I forgot what I was going to say

By the way, the rain was a false alarm. It just got windy, but the sound of the wind on the jungle leaves confused me. My bad to myself.

Oh shit it's RAINING BRO THE CLOTHES THEYLL GET WET

It's raining man!

I was hungry. I guess life isn't so miserable after all!

Life is pain and suffering.

computing is fun!

finally got in!