Roses are red violets are blue the toe snatcher is coming to get you

'scuse the erratic behavior, there was a gas leak in my house

https://web.archive.org IS BACK WOOHOO!!!!! WE'RE SO BACK!

the things i see everyday...

My boyfriend is so beautiful. I want to marry him

internet archive i miss you my bbg

I was so disappointed the first time i ate a donut. I expected a divine delicacy... but maybe brazilian donuts just suck.

Dude I never thought I'd miss the internet archive so much. But I do. I do...

Internet Archive come back to me......

HALLO EVERYNYAN... I WISH I WAS A BIRD....

You only know you need something when it is gone (even if temporarily)...

Knowing his pics are probably gone forever is my roman empire

How am I gonna dig through vampirefreaks to find my bf's pictures???? Waaaaaaaaa

To the person that DDoSed the Internet Archive I wish you a very die slowly and painfully

tour de france tour de france

My boyfriend keeps me company when I'm lonely, I love him so much. Idk what I'd do without him.

My mom looks like a little angel when she's asleep

Ballin' so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack

hehe PINGAS

My job's nice, but I'm in the hunt for something better ⁠(⁠•⁠ˇ⁠‿⁠ˇ⁠•⁠)