“That’s Robert Deniro’s sharksona.”

“I feel like Humbleberry Finn. You’re learning me a lesson.”

can’t beLIEVE I went to Catalina island but didn’t see the bird park. . .

“grimdark thriller santa claus”

Ate instant mashed potatoes, the unprepared flakes, with a spoon.

injectionlate again. . . i want to get better :(

craving a lobster roll

i HEART chicago !

( cleaning a pan ) : “what a disgusting greasyscholar!”

meet the fockers–themed cookies and milk

i Am invincible to concussions

wonderful estatesale bathroom

paranoia ! paranoia !

cookin up a storm !!! gentlehappy today

i Am INVINCIBLE TO TETANUS !!!!!!

just want my fucken drugs

too much guilt over little things

Too hot. . . in The OC. . .

Pining for Faygo Rock & Rye. . . Midwest I Miss You !

ate lots of cornflakes & my mouth bled lol