I rly wish there was any intelligent info online about the constant intrusive songs looping words and spoonerisms in my head all the time

Uh ohh anything poetic is sounding cringe today

If the app store opens one more time when I try to open a Reddit link in safari I’m going to screammnnnnn bro I have the app what do u want

Ever just keep saying embarrassing things. Like if I could stop I super would but

Past few days instagram has been repeatedly showing me posts from a week ago I’ve already seen 💀 so broken they’re doing too much

I rly need to stop doing that thing where u guess what ppl r going to say 🙈🙈 literally probably so annoyingv

Remade my Spacehey profile after not going on it in half a year

I think this winter I’ll have been a janitor for 7 years now

Updated mint & thought I restarted over a process cuz I got “missing operating system”. But I had a hdd plugged in and usb boot first omg 😓

Restretched septum to 4g

Starlink .. more like, larp stink.. got his ass >:3

I can’t be the only one that thinks slightly cold neutral and cold temperature water is like actually painful right

It’s like .. I frequently don’t use the crosswalk cuz like WHEN I DO these 🚗🚗 dum dums don’t respect it anyway

fmlllll why

Anticipating not seeing so many reductive and grating political ads

“Tread wisely, for irony pilled can easily give way to genuine cringe” ..is what a freaking dork would say !!!!muhaahhaha

That’s enough internet for todya

Minecraft mod where it detects house structures and every week dirt dust and cobwebs gradually build up and u have to clean it

Golden oreos are the best maybe

Always been a measure once cut twice type of person