I really don't know how this pret does it.

ACK! DRAT!! CURSE MY STUPID BAKA LIFE!!!

Twitter lesbians + the Maia thing = Leslie + Brianne begging to be taken off the no-fly list.

have opened a computer on Monday and got flashbanged by "Ryan Krzak: 𝔉𝔬𝔯 𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔯 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫." (2/2)

I logged into a school laptop just before the half term and DIDN'T LOG OUT!! (I'm using it right now, btw.) That means someone might (1/2)

livetweeting my hw anyone here a python genius

Fixed things up w/ friend. Couldn't find my phone. Couldn't find the words. Get ellipsised suckaaaaaaa

Now I can't stop thinking about TWITTER lesbians. Just great.

I think I am a bad person.

On a lighter note, there's no way she's dropping me. Guilt?? Maybe. Optimism? Probably. Lack of understanding??? Definitely.

friednship intervention went BAD bruh ion think im comign back from this…

know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows it!!! (2/2)

The indie web is so crazy. Like, I could probably get from my website to maia crimew's, just with buttons. That means I literally (1/2)

I am *really" scared of posting on federated microblogging sites similar to Twitter.

you got too woke to be fun now my indianaconda don't want none 💥🗣️

Mum + nan just said "swag". Feeling so loved rn

I will not use social.nekoweb.org. I will not use social.nekoweb.org. I will not use social.nekoweb.org. I will not use social.nekoweb-

there should be a nekowebring for meta stuff

updating my website on a school computer is so fun yet so scary...

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