Step 1: schedule a nap. Step 2: take nap. Step 3: goto step 1.

I came; I saw; I cleaned the place the fuck up

and poof there goes another metric fucktonne of money on a vacation. at this rate I won't have any left to take with me when i die

I need a vacay to recover from my vacay

went out to see the aurora last night, got a great view of my neighbor's new security floodlights that were on all night. fml

c'mon vacay weather

today would be a good day to simply list and reflect on all the really, really bad choices I've made in life. might take longer than today.

i am running out of excuses

c'mon sunny weather for the vacay next week c'mon

the weather watch for next weeks vacay is on

looking forward to the day FedEx makes their service useable

here comes the shitty weather

me be nosey mcnoseface

back to the nap schedule

there's no place like...etc

Seems like there should be something I could be interested in

packed

today is on of those days where i spend all day saying "I should [insert activity i really don't want to do, but should do]"

i have exactly no talent

where's my fucking teenage dream?