cognitive behavioral torture VS. cock and ball therapy -- is this anything ??

my favorite thing about being jewish and being friends w/ other jews is how often we all say "my brother in christ" to each other

"you have the eloquence and urgency of a census worker caught in a bear trap"

every time I'm high at my gas station job I'm like "so THIS where the high-gas-station-employee trope comes from"

part of """the college experience""" is having an exploitative barista job, sorry i don't make the rules

if i was a clone wars character my name would be Lotsa Booty

[Robin Williams voice] GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING STATUS DOT CAFE !!!!