nvm im a wii sports resort ping pong GOD!!!

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on wii sports resort ping pong today

happy international lesbian to all the ms worldwides out there

wasnt raindrops keep fallin on my head in spiderman 3. like pete eats a hot dog and leaves right?? anyway mr kojima just posted that song so

@tonizone iirc coffee cake is supposed to be cake that you would have with a cup of coffee, so, like, a lighter / not rich cake???

been sleeping soooo good lately having a normal sleep sched is awesome. Waking up at like 8am instead of 3pm is awesome!!!!!!!!

to that airport dunkin employee who let me & my siblings have our donuts even though we were a few cents short a couple years ago: ty ily!!!

yaaaaaay yaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! been calling w/ my friends again i love my friends!!!!!!!!! me & nova watching sage play dmc is awesome!!!!!!!!!

“ovunque tu vada, ovunque io vada: c'è il mio amor nella tua vita...”

piclog is awesome just posted a picture of my toast and it looks like shit. i love it!!!!!!!! ← not sarcastic sorry if it sounds that way!!!

richard siken poems got me fucked up again for eel right now bro...... my stupid baka life dude. its OVER!!!!!

i just made myself the yummiest ham & cheese toastie ever for lunch it was so yummy and delicious i can die happy now. peace & love 🥪🧀

slenderman voice Tbh I Killed that Guy

ok hello status.cafe user @unicorns i have a message for you: you have a very good point i think installation witches Would be awesome <|:]

YAHOOOOOO I GOT MY PICLOG INVITE :DDDD its been like a month and a half but its worth it 2 me because now i can post horribly crusty jpegs

GOOD MORNING 😛 EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY 👊👊🔥🔥🔥 Rise n grind 🙏

had a ham + cheese + lettuce + tomato sandwich on a bagel for lunch today it was pretty awesome. Hope everybody has an epic lunch today <3

just looked thru all my statuses on here cant believe i only fucked up & repeated a joke Once... power of hitting the juckport (1 trillion$)

antmusic for SEXpeople! sexmusic for ANTpeople!

TIL three new words: fruiterer ("a person who deals in fruit"), fruiteress (its feminine variant) & fruiter ("a ship for carrying fruit") :3