zwerg

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alias: zwerg

pronomen: he/him, er/ihm

sprachen: en, de

standort: usa, leider

beruf: wissenschaft

God, am I lonely.
— Herbert Marcuse

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zwerg 📱 9 days ago

i'm in favor of banning tiktok because it's making everyone stupid and annoying

zwerg 📺 44 days ago

most rancid cultural vibes in probably 20 years. feels very bush-era right now

zwerg ✈️ 139 days ago

guy on the plane vaping and blowing it into the sick bag the whole flight

zwerg 🎷 190 days ago

everyone should have an instrument to be mediocre at. it's good for you

zwerg 😶 205 days ago

yeah, sure, i'll try your Open-Source YouTube Alternative. what do you have on there? insane videos by nazis? cool... got anything else? no?

zwerg 🍞 230 days ago

kneading dough is fun and easy, but everyone tries to get out of it like it's some big pain in the ass

zwerg 👀 244 days ago

always thought hi-chews were medicinal for some reason, only now finding out that they're actually gum you can eat

zwerg 📚 266 days ago

melville's prose is like if dickens was actually as clever as he believed himself to be

zwerg 🥳 289 days ago

it's my cute boyfriend's birthday. everyone wish my cute boyfriend a happy birthday :3