if a rat in a hat could cook real good

considering buying a cat toy. for myself

why does simply lemonade kill my stomach but i can drink a fuckton of fast food lemonade and have no problems

i have got to make every day count.

choked down a banana

my switch has accidentally been on for 2 days? and it's still at 61%?

i have got to drunk night sword

cold and eating peanuts

they call me Big Gulper because i didn't realize i drank more than 16 cups of water yesterday

Salivating On Purpose

it will pass <3

day 2 of being radioactive: already sick of water

this sucks. it really, really sucks. but please, do not give up hope. no matter what happens, we have to keep living.

i want people to stop assuming i want to lose weight

it just makes you feel so small. i don't know how else to put it

already too stressed out for this. unfortunately, i'm ass-deep in the treatment preparation so i pretty much have to go through with it

I want you and your dope soul

about to get a shot in my asscheek

the most common cause of pimples is "having skin"

can't wait for there to be a homicipher wiki...