joe biden just came out as a black woman

guy crashed his car out the front of my school and ran away from the cops lmao

after doing 12 chapters of tamen de gushi i am yet to be called out for being very bad at my job. this is epic.

having a stroke rn

just realised i have 20 pages to read in 20 minutes i gotta gogogogo

my friend got mugged by a group of monkeys on mount emei lmaoo

bruh apparently cohost is losing $30000 a month, they are not surviving its over

my pc keeps randomly turning off when i leave it unattended. am i being haunted?

math exam got moved ahead a week im gonna fail how could they do this

captchas are getting too hard

1:37am rn and im witnessing things that honestly science cannot explain

just watched interestellar holy shit 10/10

i feel like i look better in mirrors

call of the night built up a really good ending and then fumbled bruh what is this

my bus driver clipped a car and drove away this is aweosme

wow grounded mysteriously costed me $0 and works on multiplayer this is awesome

this whole programming thing is kinda hard.

been binging through @ramblelime on youtubes videos. they are really good.

woke up and smashed my forehead on the bed by accident

in school rn with my boy the real ipugfx