turning my entire index upside down for april fools day

OTACON I HAVE A HEADACHE *AND* A STOMACH ACHE. THIS IS IT I'M A GONER

otacon it's getting warm again, we need to wear short-sleeved shirts

snoooooork mimimimimimimi

otacon i went to an appointment today, and i had to try and explain to a nurse what splatoon was. she didn't get it, otacon.

OTACON I BROKE MY HEADPHONES SNAPPED IN HALF AT WORK AND I HAD TO TAPE THEM UP. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON HER, OTACON

why health bill so EXPANSIVE. why can't be free.

i want a new job, preferably one i can do at home as i have no car... oh to be able to teleport...

was sick all weekend but i am too strong to be hindered

FIGURED OUT POSITION ABSOLUTE AND RELATIVE. HAVING A FIELD DAY.

i wish i could read french... the other 72 chapters of master keaton beckon

ahhh, good 'ol sub 10 weather. brrrg

BABE WAKE UP A NEW FELIX COLGRAVE SHORT FILM JUST DROPPED

i feel like i'm no longer winter tired! very nice, very nice.

i thought about getting some new work boots because mine are getting holes in them again...

accidentally fell asleep for 6 hours after getting home from work.... SNOOOOOORRRRRRRK MIMIMIMIMIMIMIM

new year, time to shift into girlboss mode and get a new job.

"Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas!

ooh, it's finally snowing...

i think when the 18th (the week of critmas) hits, i'll start playing map (christmas) on the webbedpage...