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jordie 🍏 98 days ago

i love putzing around the farmers market!

jordie 🌱 99 days ago

do i give off green bean energy

jordie ☕️ 100 days ago

matcha is like adult nesquik..

jordie 🧐 100 days ago

TJ Honey O’s are NOT like Honey Oh’s but more like a Honey Nut Cheerio.. a little deceitful don’t u think..

jordie 🎶 101 days ago

sexy to somebody.. clairo was so real for that..

jordie 💀 102 days ago

when I die please don't read off my career accolades

jordie 😶 103 days ago

why didn't u other lgbtqia's tell me how cringe it is to be a cishet gay

jordie 🎲 104 days ago

i’m not a self starter

jordie 🤐 104 days ago

i can feel my face inflate when i have too much sodium..

jordie 🥳 104 days ago

i love how everyone says congratulations when i say i quit my job

jordie 📰 105 days ago

do YOU have a hookup safety plan???

jordie 🥰 105 days ago

maybe being the third wheel isn’t always so bad

jordie ☀️ 105 days ago

every summer sunset is a gift!!

jordie 🧋 106 days ago

powder flavored boba tea is so nostalgic..

jordie 👀 106 days ago

looking for a feeling

jordie 🥹 107 days ago

im actually so proud myself please clap

jordie 👽 109 days ago

i was too real whilst high

jordie 😡 111 days ago

apologies to the costco woman i just karen’d but it had to be done

jordie 🛼 112 days ago

life keeps bringing me back to the roller rink

jordie ✏️ 112 days ago

plain txt journaling

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