if you just saw me eat sh*t on skidmore.. no you didnt..
jordie
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jordie 🛹 55 days ago
jordie ✨ 60 days ago
EoE is a masterpiece
jordie 🥰 63 days ago
who wants to k*** me
jordie 💀 64 days ago
how do you get rid of garlic smell from your fingers
jordie 🙃 66 days ago
last day of swim class… my instructor told me i should take the class again!!!
jordie 😶 67 days ago
justice is served (got a parking ticket)
jordie 🧋 71 days ago
rolling the dice with my lactose intolerance (lost)
jordie ☀️ 71 days ago
miranda sun carrie moon anthony rising
jordie 🎨 72 days ago
unfortunate diagnosis… in my toddler-core era
jordie 🌱 73 days ago
is life just finding nice ways to pass the time
jordie 🫖 75 days ago
running errands (visiting all my crushes)
jordie 🥹 75 days ago
perfect days
jordie ✏️ 76 days ago
i deserve ease and peace!!!!
jordie 🐶 77 days ago
i love taking a little walk
jordie 🤔 79 days ago
what it’s like to be neurotypical
jordie 🤒 80 days ago
hot girl hiatus
jordie 🍔 82 days ago
im sorry wcdonalds but sweet n sour will always be goated
jordie 🍱 84 days ago
excellent cuisine ™️
jordie 🛹 87 days ago
should i learn to skateboard
jordie ❄️ 87 days ago
said it in my head then i said it aloud