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jordie 🧐 14 days ago

what’s meant to be will find its way back (found my glasses)

jordie 😱 16 days ago

the shards: posh LA bisexual high school thriller

jordie 💀 18 days ago

i always lose my glasses in new york

jordie 🌱 21 days ago

broccoli craving

jordie 🥗 21 days ago

sweat greens... sweetgreen but it's steamed vegetables

jordie 💀 23 days ago

why are the trains ruining my life today

jordie 👽 23 days ago

don’t be afraid to act out of character

jordie 🤒 23 days ago

I’m gay I thought we were supposed to split the bill..

jordie 🚄 23 days ago

attracting the wrong attention on the subway (girls)

jordie 💀 24 days ago

not me exhausted 20 minutes into onboarding… maybe I’m not meant to be employed

jordie 😇 24 days ago

should I wear shorts tomorrow they are Prada

jordie 😱 24 days ago

Mayhem!!!

jordie 🌈 26 days ago

feeling very late millennial homosexual in leather pants

jordie 😴 26 days ago

is it good or just relatable?

jordie ✏️ 26 days ago

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jordie 🥳 28 days ago

unfortunately i love gossip!

jordie 🥱 29 days ago

strange but not strange how my colleagues don't want anything to do with me without labor involved

jordie 🥺 30 days ago

just kids

jordie ✏️ 35 days ago

corporate mercenary

jordie 🤐 35 days ago

fourth date.. nervous!

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