i start level 1 improv classes in a week eeee

when you're having a worlds most beautiful little nap but your stomach will not stop growling painfully and voraciously

bumper sticker that says 'sam reich is gangstalking me'

ok time to be normal

welcome to my beautiful 26th birthday kingdom

it's business boy time big business boy time for boy business

might just be time to begin my yearly monkees rewatch

somehow all of the best YTPs were made exactly 10 years ago

pepto bismol i'm so sorry i doubted you baby

new dream fear unlocked: swallowed by giant fish

why hasn't anyone figured out how to read a book and sew and practice guitar and eat a snack all at the same time yet??

i wanna move to CANADA. not gonna do it but man i want to

the hesitant coper

i want....to make youtube video

'mushroom cloud' sounds like it would be something fun and whimsical, but alas

4 word horror story: cookie clicker gamer wrist

you don't understand HOW badly i need to make a giant meaningful quilt for myself

if you preface a sentence with 'kids these days' you are automatically 10x more annoying than you were before the sentence started

have you ever read a piece of writing so bad it made you question your own grip on the english language

when the going gets tough.....well have you tried drinking some almond milk about it