in my arthur dent era (drinking a cup of tea)

my hungry ass could not be a mortician

finally ordered the mini m5 lets fucking goooooo

every time i make a purchase over $20 i turn into mr. krabs

stawbery

i want to meet the masochist bastards who invented python

fellow men how are we feeling about the girlification

fuck you mean theres another fire

can't believe we got religiously traumatized fujoshi miku before we got gta 6

party in my iggy

ignore my previous status i mixed up the words in my joke

she pangalactic on my gargle till i blaster

rip adam guiteau you would've loved oh oh oh sexy vampire

hate living in the valley what do you mean we're surrounded by fire on all sides

power went out at my place

eying the tiq mini m5 like that bee cakepop who wants that cookie so effing bad

happy new year!!!

who up worshipping they false idol (working on my hhg shrine)

ruff

i got toothbrushes for christmas tf am i supposed to do with these i already have a toothbrush????