Oh this election is gonna be a shitshow. We were already cooked but it's crispy now.

I wish I had money aside to buy some canned air... My PC is sooooo dusty, I feel bad for it.

Room vacuumed and mopped again. Bugs begone.

Bro dA has gone so downhill I found reposted irl porn in someone's faves 😭 yall can't even draw Sonic on top of it or some shit anymore

I slayed the mosquito in my room... Sorry queen but I aint a blood bank.

Aint no way that wasn't an inside job 🤨

I want to reinstall Fildo but that app made my phone overheat and glitched out constantly... Might try anyway.

My mom once met a guy who never ate candy. He just got his sugar fix from pineapples instead.

Why do so many artists use an external host that can go down any moment for their art, when Neocities (+ etc) can host files right there 😭

Biggest own is when "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" came on the radio and someone said to me "I'm sure you relate to this" 😭

I said that I don't do canon/OC because I don't care for fan OCs... But then I got bit by the OC bug days ago.

MFW kneesocks is probably the one thing that will stop the mosquitos from having a buffet on my ankles

I was talking a walk earlier and found a small Mario figure on the sidewalk. Coincidence? What could it mean?

Putting on my clown makeup in preparation for tomorrow's Nintendo Direct.

Did minor yardwork and saw an anole eat a bug outside. Nature ✨

*KNOCKS ON DOOR* FE ENGAGE IS 30% OFF ON THE ESHOP oh and a ton of other games I guess

I can't use the app for my bank because my phone is "outdated" (read: from 2019). Sorry I can't afford to buy a new one every other year???

Something about seeing boomer and older gen X furries still post on Livejournal and comment on each other's entries is vaguely comforting

Did ol' Drakey fix the block button? Good for him if so.

Xenoblade X's OST sampling the dial-up sounds in one track: ok go off