I see the junior CIA agents are crawling all over social media until early November...

That Typhlosion story was banger, wtf are yall on about. Canon horror folklore

I don't care about Pokemon ships anymore but beta Paul being Ash's companion is making my 15yo self's brainworms vibrate

New shoes... Save me... Save me new shoes...

My brain is in mouse mode. You either get it or you don't.

>buy a booster pack of MTG cards out of curiosity after work >open it >someone shoplifted it

My ex was a zillennial, is it bad I kind of want to date a xennial next?

The hairdresser thought my sister was my daughter 😭

WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO START USING SOULSEEK. I have my two missing PIG albums now <3

Starbucks is a good way to "test drive" my new name lol

I wanted to do Cringetober but work got in the way. Waaaah </3

I got a free soda from the machine today. Good luck

My itabag will be rearranged... Tomorrow.

I wish being autistic IRL was as fun as self-dxed Tiktok zoomers made it out to be 😔

VIVA THE FEVER / BORN TO BE A BELIEVER / BLOODLAND BENEDICTION / ONE MORE SPIKE FOR CRUCIFIXION

Shout out to the squirrel in my back yard!

I BELIEVE THAT IT'S BURNING / I BELIEVE THAT IT'S TRUE / I BELIEVE THAT IT'S TURNING BACK / AND COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU

I hope the new itabag I have coming in the mail will work out better than the last one...

Drakey-wakey... What's going on...

Thank you weird latex fetish people on Twitter, what an accidentally perfect resource of pose reference photos.