ough

pancakes tomorrow......

work tomorrow... i GUESS i'll go to bed early 🙄

got 10 dollars in the bank, a pimple on my butt, and sheer stubborn will to live

STILL HAVENT CHECKED MY BANK ACCOUNT

scared to check my bank account

ate pizza :) crumbs in my bra :I

le fish au chocolat

finally getting hours at work! my body feels like it got run over by a truck.

eating cheese = rodent moment. eating leaves(lettuce etc) = ungulate moment?

waiting for my paycheck to drop ~_~

DONT PUSH ME BITCH I AM NOT A STROLLER 🗣️🗣️

trepanning NOW!

eat your rocks boy

just tried frozen grapes... mid imo

how am i ever to resign myself to this subpar mediocre life? i deserve the world!

heat wave

CAN I PLEASE just make it through ONE day without having a fucking BRUH MOMENT!!!!!!

think a cricket got stranded in our apt?

all landlords will go to hell